memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi)

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jaywlolo:

Wtf is this?

HOW TO TWERK:
Step 1: Reconsider.
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effington:

cats reacting negatively toward fruit is my favorite thing

ladyusada:

Tactics for getting your person out of bed:

  1. Look irresistibly cute

I hate college

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darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

(Source: panerasexual)

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